Saturday, November 14, 2009

Terry Miltcher aint got shit

Does anyone know an Asian woman willing to do nude scenes? It's not a porno...yet.

View the Cock, and Be Rocked.

Monday, February 2, 2009

BUTTFUCK!

FOOTBALL!!!!!!
I fucking hate it. I still like beer and chips, cooked animals and the missionary, so I'm still 100% fucking American. Did anyone catch that joke?
It's so fucking boring between plays they have to have ex-players talk about a bunch of bullshit and live vicariously through the young bucks, who will all develop addictions, beer-guts, ulcers, and ungrateful children, just like John Madden and his game franchise. Fuck those games too. If you have ever enjoyed a sports video game, fuck you.

Eat shit,
Love TEd

Sunday, January 4, 2009

i just ran over your dog

if any of you cocksuckers in them innernets acually exist, i wonder if you really give a flyin shit about the cock and rock. i guess you are the few and the proud, like those Heaven's Gates fags, cept i aint got no comet, i got vomit im drunk as piss and ready to peacefully rape you dick trees

Friday, January 2, 2009

just fuck

its about 2 minutes later i navigated this mess and changed the layout. if you could pick me up some AAA batteries shoot me an email.

fuck these dotttsssss

i just started this horseshit and it gave me dots on here i dunno what the fuck i can do about it my names ted and im a mansonholic. you wanna hear some muzak or read about my avatarship suck yourself before you fuck yourself.
I am the reincarnation of buddha jesus christ meher baba and the late adi da. of you wanna get to heaven, you have to complete some quests for me. fuck off, i gotta go work on my fag robots